I think I need to take the time to explain my personality a bit. I have had a few comments brought to my attention lately about my blog and how their opinions differ. I have no problem with differing opinions, that is not the issue. I think the issue is I forget you are only seeing text and don't hear my tone of voice or facial expressions. So you can only take my words for what they are- literal, in black and white. So I need to explain myself a little. If you don't know me reading my blog you would think I am a total bitch at times and my life is a circus everyday due to the subject of my postings. Actaully I am the total opposite! I am one of the nicest most caring people you will ever meet. I may speak my mind but it is always in a way that will not hurt people's feelings and I never judge! I'm not saying this because I'm full of myself- hardly! I'm saying this because I know it's true- I'm too nice actually! I let people get away with murder! Also- it may seem like all I ever do is get myself in crazy predicaments. Well I may more than your average person- but when it comes down to it- I live a very boring life. hehe
OK- the two most important things to remember when reading my blog. I am THE most sarcastic person you will ever meet! Also- I can be a bit dramatic. What can I say- it's in my blood. I was born to be on the stage but have not been since I was a teen. I miss it like mad- so I am dramatic in my day to day life. Ok- so there might have been a little sarcasm in there. Yes I love to perform but I'm no diva- I'm not really that dramatic in person. But I'm being a scatterbrain- where the hell was I going with this?! Oh yes I remember! Anyways- I received a lot of comments about my dorkiness post. I got a lot of "well- dorkiness is definately not sexy! It's endearing, intriguing, charming--" blah, blah, blah. I know it's not sexy- I was totally being sarcastic! I'm the biggest dork that ever lived and I am the farthest thing from sexy! It was not meant to be taken literally. Like one person said "dorkiness is not considered sexy. That's why strippers don't strip down naked and tell knock knock jokes." Love it! I was just trying to make the post more interesting- just like I may go over the top with some of my descriptions of my experiences. It makes things more interesting to read. Not to say what I post is not true- I just try to make it funny and more interesting to read. So- now you know- I am goofy, sarcastic, ditzy, forgetful, dramatic, dorky as so many love to remind me, maybe a little OCD- just a little- ok A LOT. I could go on and on- but you get the gist.