A dsy in the life of a party girl! Ok- so I was done partying a long time ago. I kind of felt like I took a trip back to the past this weekend- like 7 years ago. R and I spent Saturday in SF. First stop- Oktoberfest baby! Beer, food and annoying German music- what more could you ask for? I'd always wanted to go to Oktoberfest so when R said "hey- lets do Oktoberfest." there was no question. We get there and our first stop is to get tokens for the gallons of beer and pretzels we are going to consume. Next stop- R buys a mug twice the size of my head to hold his beer- awesomeness! I stick with the smaller cup which honestly is not that small. We get our beer and grab a pretzel with like a pound of salt on it and we're good to go. Slut watching time! See- I take joy in hot drunk chicks in german outfits making fools of themselves. It's the simple things in life.
Apparently when a normal person consumes a significant amount of alcohol it then somehow becomes ok for a grown man to wear lederhosen and little Peter Pan hats- or in some cases a chicken on their head. Women put on the shortest petticoats they can find and still be considered legal, find a mismatched crushed velvet dress, some hooker heels, braid their hair like Laura from Little House on the Prairie and your golden! Seeing old men chop a log with axes to the beat of an accordion player becomes the best entertainment ever! The only two saving graces for me for this event were the dancers- at the end of the dance they actually turned the women over the mens knee and spanked them! Now we're talking! The other saving grace was seeing this guy wrap his lips around a big sausage and just go to town! Yeah- who doesn't love a bratwurst? So after dropping $60.00 we walk away with a few beers, four pretzels, two pieces of cake and one hell of a fuckin buzz. R of coure made me finish his beer! Whatever.
Second stop on our busy day- Victoria's Secret! R decided my panties for Citadel were not to his liking apparently. He said "we'll go to Victoria's Secret and see if there is anything better. Tell you what- I'll buy them for you." Well hell! What girl is going to say no to panties?! OK, so I admit I have a bit of an issue when it comes to lingerie- I'm obsessed! So of course I'm not going to turn down going to buy panties! We get there and R is avoiding all the panties like they're infected or something. Come on- what you don't want to touch any panties? You know you do hehe. I kept trying to slyly get him to touch a pair but it didn't work. It was pretty funny actually. So we're looking around and I happen to find a pair that I like and they are on sale! So R being the nice guy that he is says I can get 5 instead of 1! I feel like skipping through the store and throwing panties up in the air so it's raining silk and lace and cotton. Maybe put them in a huge pile, jump in and make a panty angel. Yeah- I was in heaven. R is following me around "just pick 5 damn pairs so we can get out of here." Dude! This is a very, very important decision! You can't rush a woman who is so picky when it comes to panties- just can't be done. Plus- you're the one that wanted to come in here in the first place! "Just pick a pair already." No! This is serious business! You know how many styles of panties there are to choose from? Plus I ONLY have 5 choices here. Do I want lace? Cotton? Silk? Which colors? Do I want bold and cute or sexy? Do I want a wedgie all day or ones that only cover half an ass cheek with lace? Do I want granny panties that are made out of cute fabric or ones that look like little girls panties with ruffles? Come on! Wrong store to bring me in if you are in a hurry. Alright, geez. Spoil my fun! So I pick 5 pair and we are off to our next destination.
We then head to R's parents house- I wait in the car cause I am not going to go in and talk to his parents and try to explain how I know R and what our plans are for the evening. "Yes Mr. and Mrs. R- I met your son on a BDSM website, he is helping me find a Master that will tie me up and spank me, flog me, do dirty kinky things to me. Maybe even collar me- lead me around on a leash." "Aww- well that's nice dear. So what are your plans tonight?" "Oh- well, tonight we are going to Citadel and plan on watching a bunch of public spanking, flogging- you know just the general things that go on at a public dungeon." Yeah- that would go over well! So R changes in the comfort of his parents house for Citadel. You'll see why I have such an issue with this later.
We still had some time to kill before Citadel so we go to a little place called The Bubble Lounge. R- this is where I will be having dinner every night now- you need me that's where you can find me. I loved it- it is so my kind of place. It's a champagne bar, with amazing desserts! Well, except for the dessert they call upside down cheesecake. More like two spoonfuls of cream cheese with graham cracker sprinkles! Blah! So disappointing- it was not sweet at all. It was literally like someone took a carton of cream cheese and plopped two scoops on a plate. But yes- I will be calling them and telling them our table is to be permanently reserved and I want a Bubblicious and lemon drop and that chocolate dessert waiting for me- 6:30 sharp, every night! That is what I am having for dinner from now on thank you. What is a bubblicious you ask? It is peach nectar and champagne! Mmmmmmm- give me like 5 of those and I'll be set. Oh and the lemon drop- amazing! I looooove desserts. It was a lemon custard with some granola, a blueberry compote, granola and champagne flavored shaved ice on top. Sounds like an odd combination but the creamy custard with the crunchy granola and the coolness on the ice- it was like an explosive lemon orgasm in your mouth! Then we had some chocolate dish- can't remember what it was. The best way to describe it was chocolate french toast with whipped cream! MMMMMMMMMMM! Oh- I want more right now. Yeah that was the extent of the pleasure I received that night. Mmm- melt in your mouth, warm chocolate with whipped cream- Oh! OMG! Please- more! Don't stop! Dammit it's gone! Yes, I'm a dessert girl :) Especially chocolate.
So after The Bubble Lounge R drives me somewhere to change for Citadel. We're driving and driving. Like I said before- R got to change at his parents house. I on the other hand have to change in a dark..... church... parking lot! Before we get there R says "don't worry, no one will be there." I figure- fine I've changed in a car before, that's fine as long as no one is around. So we drive to this supposed secluded church parking lot- it's a freakin parking garage with cars everywhere! Dude! WTF! I see- you just like to play games. Fine- you want me to make a fool of myself- I will. But no one can really see anyways because it's dark. So I start to change- I pull my top off and go to put my dress on and R turns the lights on in the damn car! Hey! Not funny! Then I have to get out of the car and stand up to get my pants off and change my panties. It would have been fine if R didn't roll down the window and shout about me changing my panties! Hey- didn't you have enough fun already pinching my arms and giving me bruises and testing out pressure points just because you were bored?! No? Now you have to draw attention to my half naked ass? Whatever hehe
Final stop for the night- Citadel. Oh- after like a half hour of trying to put on my heels. Beer and salty pretzels do wonders for feet apparently! I could barely zip my shoes! Yeah- so was not feeling sexy! Actually feeling a little bloated! Just roll me into Citadel why don't you? So we get to Citadel and there is a line of like 5 old ass people in front of us waiting to get in. WTF! Is there like an early bird special that we don't know about or something? These people are honestly older than my parents! Did we make a wrong turn and go into Denny's instead? Can you use your AARP discount here? Don't break a hip honey. Jesus- or have a heart attack whipping your lady there dude. We make our way in and go downstairs to see if there is anything interesting going on. Nope- just more there for the early bird special. So we go back upstairs and find a seat. There is only one chair available so I let R sit there and I sit on the massage table near the chair. Then all of a sudden a monster comes and sits down next to me! This tall skinny man sits next to me in this tight bodysuit made out of what seems to be roadkill! It is a bodysuit of hair! OMG! R- kill it! WTF is that?! It's looking at me! I think it's a R.O.U.S.! (extra points if you even know what that is) Then after getting over my initial shock of Mr. Bigfoot himself I look over at R and out of the corner of my eye- I see the old ass dude sitting next to R ogling me like I have never been ogled before! Ok- now I am seriously going to die! I feel like running away screaming at the top of my lungs and pulling my hair out! Where the hell are we?! This is not Citadel!
After a bit the old dude gets up from his seat but then Mr. Bigfoot sits down next to the old woman that was with the old dude and starts rubbing all over her and she starts petting him! Blah- I think I just puked a little in my mouth. R is starting to fall asleep so I take a little time to look around at all the lovely, or not so lovely faces. Bam! One hottie! Damn- nice arms! Look over here boy! I'm giving him the "come over here and bend me over this chair and spank me" look. Oh- he looked! Dammit- he looked away again. Why is this not working?! Jesus- need me to be more bold and just walk right up to you, pull my dress up, bend over and grab my ankles? Come on! Oh! That explains it- yeah, he's gay. Damn- can't catch a break! Ugh- R, wake up! Boring! Oh no- here we go again. Mr. Karate is back! Remember- the dude from the first Citadel trip that was more worried about his flogger twirling abilities than pleasing his partner? Yeah- he sucks! He seriously dropped the flogger midswing! Dude- you're a dork! Then he starts beating this girl with two canes to the beat of the music like she's a drumset as he dances horribly to the music. This isn't some damn nightclub- your caning someone for God's sake! Pay attention! OMG- did she just meow? The girl he's caning just meowed! R- can we get the hell out of here now?
I figured we should wait a little longer- the night had to get better, it just had to! R wanted to go, he was tired. I told him to go take a nap in the car and I would stay and wait. "I'm not leaving you here alone!" Oh come on- how much trouble could I seriously get myself into in a public dungeon? Seriosuly. What? Afraid you might find me bound to a St. Andrew's Cross with like 10 guys taking turns beating me? Don't think you have to worry about that one! First- I'm like the only girl not half naked in this place- I think they would be more likely to go for the half naked chicks first. Second- I doubt anyone is even interested in discussing anything with me let alone want to do anything with me. Third- what part of me bound to a St. Andrew's Cross and 10 men sounds bad? To me that sounds like an awesome fucking night! But fine- if you insist. Stay. So we stay a little longer and hey things might be looking up! A Dom starts to tie up his sub on the table right in front of us- woo hoo! He ties both wrists and feet and then even ties her torso down. Behind them I see this dude with an odd instrument and he's using it on this girls back- what the? OMG- it's a plunger! Ahahahahahaha! He is plunging this girls ass and back- now that is hilarious! Then he gets out rubber chickens and starts beating her with the rubber chickens. Ha Ha! Sorry- I like comedy, what can I say? Then I'm drawn back to the sub tied down to the table- he starts doing things to this girl- parrt of me is sitting there thinking- OMG there is no way I could handle all of that! No way in hell I would let anyone do that to me. But part of me is jealous! I can't help but think how happy this girl looked before this all started and he was leading her on a leash by her collar- she willingly let him tie her down and undress her. God I want that! I want to be owned! I want to find one I can trust enough to completely give over that much control! But I know that I am having fun right now as it is exploring things. I don't have to be owned to explore and trust. I just have to go with the flow and everything will fall into place.
So- yeah, Citadel was not the most fun this time. But I admit I just had a blast getting out of the house and just having a fun day with R! Awww- no don't worry I'm not getting all mushy on you R. hehe
