Yes- I want candy! When I say candy- I mean a man! Geez- a girl with a crazy sex drive never gets a break. People say to me- "well, your a woman. How hard can it be to get sex? Just go down to your local bar and I'm sure there would be guys begging you to have sex." Ok- um, no! For one- I don't want some drunk dude pawing at me that is so wasted he can't see straight. Second- yeah, I don't go searching for random strangers to have sex with. Third- I don't want a plain Hershey bar! I want kinky candy! Give me some variety! If I'm going to eat chocolate I want it to at least have nuts or crispies or even a truffle, some kind of substance! Plus- I'm not a Hershey girl. Godiva- yes! Hershey- no way! If I'm going to go out looking for sex- it's going to be with someone I know can deliver and deliver well- you know what I'm saying? wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
I don't want vanilla sex- no I want wild crazy sex people! Come on! I had boring vanilla sex for the past 7 years- thinking of all the laundry I could be getting done instead of laying on my back. Or all the dishes that needed to be done, or that I could be catching up on my sleep! Does that sound fun? No! I tried to spice it up one time, with my ex husband- not even anything big! I said I liked my hair pulled- what response did I get? A look of horror- and a little tug that even a baby wouldn't cry about. Come on- it's not like I asked you to fuck me in the ass! Hair pulling? Really? That freaks you out? If you only knew the things that went through my head on a daily basis. He was into dominant women- so not me! But I felt like doing it once just to show him how I wanted to be handled. Yeah- I would have turned into Mistress Trinity! No- no more vanilla sex! I could not handle that right now- it would be like a tease. I've spent years holding back all this- I want to let it out! Yeah- crazy redhead, I can't help it.
I had a little task to complete last night for someone- wow! Well last night it helped things- I was in heaven. But today- my God! Talk about frustration! I swear I'm like a druggy. Once I start with anything sexual- instead of making it better- it makes the frustration worse! I want it more instead of less! It's like I can never get enough once I start! Yeah- it will take a person with one crazy sex drive to fufill my needs right now. What am I talking about? ALL the time! I have an out of control sex drive- I admit it. My girlfriends look at me like I'm insane and tell me I think too much like a guy. What?! A woman can't be horny all the time? What's wrong with that? Nothing I say. It can either be a curse or the greatest thing about me. Right now- since I can't do anything about it, it's a curse! But if I find someone with a sex drive as strong as mine- oh yeah! The best thing ever! OK- enough ranting about my out of control need for sex!
