Saturday, August 7, 2010

Sweaty Sex

So- I was working out today and this random little ditty crossed my mind. Yes- the things my mind comes up with when I have nothing better to occupy it than staring at a blank wall while running on the treadmill. I despise, loathe, detest sweating! I can't stand it- the minute I break a sweat working out I freak! Immediately I think "oh my god! Shower- now!". I've always been this way- even while dancing my ass off for 6 hours a day I would cringe if I got the least bit sweaty. But why is it that when it comes to sweaty sex- I'm all over it! Yeah! Fun times- so animalistic. WTF! Am I the only one that thinks this? Am I the only crazy person that finds it completely sexy to have a sweaty man's body sliding up against me- all slippery? Yet if a man were to workout at the gym, come home and try to just hug me- I would break his arm before I would let him touch me! But the minute someone starts breaking a sweat due to the vigorous thrusting of crazy ass sex- I don't care if I am swimming in a pool of sweat! Bring it on! Just don't stop what you're doing!


So that makes me wonder- do men think the same thing when a woman sweats during sex? Somehow I don't think so LOL. I know- girls are not supposed to sweat, burp, fart- none of that guy stuff! Most like to believe we are perfect and are not even capable of these things. Most that is. There are the few out there that are into that- I have yet to meet any myself! Yeah- my crazy mind. I totally forgot the point of all this- I guess there really wasn't a point! Just crazy thoughts! Many more to come- believe me!