Well, if you don't know by now- 1. I have a crazy ass sex drive 2. I've done it in numerous public places. I figured I'd compile a list of the best and worst places I personally have had sex. I would like to see others comments on the best and worst places they have had sex- to me it is hilarious and kinky. Hmm- where to start? Lets start with the 5 worst places I have had sex.
Top 5 Worst Places I've Had Sex
1. Picnic table at a state park- yeah the park ranger stopped us right in the middle and said to take it elsewhere. hehe
2. On a pull out couch at my best friends house- might as well have taken the mattress off and just done it right on the metal bars! I could barely move the next day! Covered in bruises, felt like I'd been beaten with a baseball bat the night before! Oh- and not to mention right in the middle of things my friend walks in and starts commenting on the dudes skills! WTF! Go fuck your own boyfriend- or is he really that bad that you have to sit and watch me getting it on?!
3. Cemetery- do I really have to explain this one? Let's just say I freak when in cemeteries to begin with! Your walking on remains for God sakes! Dead people! To be rolling around on top of some old dudes grave- kinda creepy! I'm afraid after I die the old dude is going to come up to me and yell at me for disgracing his final resting place! Or he might be like "hey baby- want to give it a go?" I know I'm odd.
4. At church- well I have to say I liked it! But just for the sheer fact that I am now damned for all of eternity- it may not be the best place to have a little fun! But that's what made it so awesome!
5. Boyfriend's parents waterbed- um, can we say mood killer? All I could think about the whole time was what his parents had done in that bed! Ewww!
Top 5 Best Places I've Had Sex
1. On the school district council's conference desk- my boyfriend at the time worked for the school district. Where I live the school board bought a house out in the middle of nowhere and that is where they hold their meetings. They have this huge ass desk- so why let it go to waste? If the school board only knew what happened on that desk. hehe
2. In a tent on a church camping trip- I guess you could say I like to do things I consider naughty. It makes it that much more thrilling. So the fact that I had sex at a church function- yeah, kinky. Also the fact that everyone was a few feet away sitting around the camp fire singing worship songs while I was "worshiping" my boyfriend's cock- craziness!
3. While driving- ok except for the danger factor, we almost drove off the winding mountain road a dozen times- it was hot! Yeah- I liked the fact that I could make him feel that good that he couldn't concentrate on driving!
4. In the bed of a truck at the drive in- it was great, you could look up at the stars in the sky- that's about as romantic as I get LOL. But what I really liked about it was there were people all around watching a movie not knowing what was going on in the car next to them.
5. In a storage room in the back of a business- my boyfriend at the time, his parents owned a party supply store. We would go to the store pretty much every damn night and have fun. They had a huge ass storage room in the back of the store with lots of room to get it on! Plus he was really into lingerie- so he would buy me things and have me model them and then rip them off!
I honestly could go on and on but I wont. Lets just say- I don't even remember a lot of the places I had sex! With one person in particular it just happened wherever we went- maybe it was hormones, who knows. No- not hormones cause I'd still do it anywhere. OK- maybe not anywhere! But I am crazy when it comes to sex- I want it when I want it and I'll do whatever it takes to get it hehe.
