Oh yeah! Guess what I'm doing tonight? I'm sitting here with a 2 pound bag of Red Vines and I have eaten probably almost half of the bag! SUGAR! That's right boys- I'm back! I am getting my sugar fix- I am making up for like two weeks of no sugar and after that a months worth of orgasms! So after I polish off this bag of candy- I'm locking myself in my room and will not come out until I have had a months worth of orgasms dammit! OK- so I'd have to miss like a weeks worth of work for that to honestly happen. What?! I'm a very sexual person! I can't help it people!
Well- I am off to make up for lost time! If I don't fall into a sugar coma first. Details to come! Maybe- if I feel like it.
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